Unisex t-shirt

Our 'No PICNICs Allowed in MY Data Centre' t-shirt is a delightfully cheeky nod to that age-old IT wisdom: Problem In Chair, Not In Computer. Perfect for those tech leaders who've spent countless hours explaining that the issue might just be sitting in the chair rather than inside the machine.

Witty Sophistication
This isn't just another tech t-shirt - it's a knowing wink to every IT professional who's ever had to politely suggest turning it off and on again. The subtle play on PICNIC will sail right over some heads, making it a brilliant conversation starter and an instant bond with fellow tech aficionados. It's the perfect blend of professional insight and British humour.

Premium Comfort
Crafted from luxuriously soft 4.2 oz/yd² combed and ring-spun cotton, this t-shirt is as comfortable as that moment when a user finally admits they haven't rebooted their machine in three weeks.

Features include:
Pre-shrunk fabric that maintains its shape
Side-seamed construction for a professional silhouette
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability
Breathable material perfect for those long troubleshooting sessions

Perfect For
Change management workshops
IT training sessions
Help desk team meetings
Tech conferences
Those days when you're feeling particularly diplomatic

Professional Quality
Like your incident response plan, this t-shirt is built to last. The premium construction ensures it maintains its shape and message through countless wash cycles - rather like explaining the same solution to different users.

Whether you're managing a team of tech support heroes or leading digital transformation, this t-shirt lets you carry your technical wisdom with understated British style. After all, sometimes the best way to address the PICNIC situation is with a dash of humour and a perfectly fitted t-shirt.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Cybility Consulting Ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 27 Old Gloucester Street, London. WC1N 3AX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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