Unisex Hoodie

Wrap yourself in tech-savvy comfort with our 'No PICNICs Allowed in MY Data Centre'*hoodie - the perfect blend of IT wisdom and cosy sophistication. Because sometimes, the best response to a PICNIC situation is a warm hoodie and a knowing smile.

Premium Comfort
Engineered for maximum comfort during those marathon troubleshooting sessions, this premium hoodie features a perfect 50/50 blend of pre-shrunk cotton and polyester, weighing in at a substantial 8.0 oz/yd². The air-jet spun yarn delivers an incredibly soft feel whilst reducing those annoying pills that plague lesser garments.

Thoughtful Design
Just like a well-architected system, every detail matters:
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for those chilly server room visits
- Quarter-turned body construction eliminating that awkward centre crease
- Athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for the perfect fit
- Spacious front pouch pocket for your access cards and favourite USB stick
- Double-needle stitching for enhanced durability

Perfect For
- Early morning incident response
- Late-night deployment sessions
- Weekend on-call duties
- Casual office days
- Tech conference networking

Professional Edge
The subtle humour of the PICNIC acronym (Problem In Chair, Not In Computer) resonates with every IT professional who's mastered the art of diplomatic user support. It's the perfect blend of technical insider knowledge and comfortable professionalism.

Whether you're managing your data centre, leading a crisis response, or simply enjoying a casual Friday, this hoodie offers the perfect combination of comfort and wit. Because sometimes, the best way to handle technical challenges is with a warm layer of humour and an extra layer of cotton-poly blend comfort.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Cybility Consulting Ltd and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 27 Old Gloucester Street, London. WC1N 3AX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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